Mysteries involving my children always intrigue me. Little questions that I don't know the answers to and I probably don't want to know yet my curiosity gets the best of me . . . like "why is there urine in the bathroom garbage can?" Or "why do you smell like pancake syrup?"
So I got home from work on Monday and I noticed there was a plastic bag sitting on top of the washing machine. This is not unusual to find since my babysitter wraps up any "messy" clothes in plastic bags to bring home for me to wash. So I opened the bag and I found a pair of Kadin's pants and a pair of socks.
Hmmm . . . now when I say "messy" clothes I mean that someone wet themselves or pooped themselves and these are the little treasures I find in the plastic bags. So now I am curious as to why Kadin's pants are wet, yet there are no underwear to be found . . . and what's up with the socks??
Me: Kadin - did you have an accident today at Lucinda's?
Kadin: Yes.
Me: So where are your underwear?
Kadin: I'm wearing them.
Me: How did your pants get dirty but not your underwear?
Kadin: Ummm . . . I don't know.
Me: You don't know? Then how did your socks get all wet?
Kadin: My foot went in the toilet.
Me: What??? Your foot went in the toilet? How does that even happen?
Kadin: You know Mom . . . I climb on the seat when I get on the toilet and my foot slipped and landed inside the toilet bowl.
Me: Chuckling Oh buddy . . . yuck. So did you get toilet water on your pants too?
Kadin: No, I pooped on my pants.
Me: Ok . . . forget I asked.
2 comments:
You have to ask the babysitter what happened and let us know! Again, I always can count on you for a good laugh!
Actually, I think Kadin had the touch of the flu and just simply couldn't make it to the toilet. He had a couple "accidents" in the last week . . . poor guy!
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