Yup . . . that's me. I know I should be reveling in the joys of the Christmas season . . . but I'm not . . . at least not today. Today I'm just plain crabby . . . so in the season of crabbiness, I'm going to list all the things that have made me crabby today or just crabby in general . . .
- I woke up this morning not feeling the greatest - I think I might be catching the kids' colds
- I'm not done with my Christmas shopping
- It's too cold
- My co-worker is ALWAYS sick. In the six months I've worked there she's had bronchitis, a lung infection, a sty in her eye, the stomach flu, several colds, and today I had to watch her walk around complaining about a queasy stomach.
- My boss (there's just nothing more to say there . . . )
- Bella went potty on the toilet in our master bath and when I went to flush it - I realized the pipe was frozen
- There's also a mysterious ice patch in the corner of our bedroom on the wall . . .
- Then I found another icy patch in the corner of Kadin's bedroom wall . . .
- Our builder . . . I called him tonight after discovering the above three items . . . he acted like he didn't know about these problems even though we've been after him since LAST WINTER to come and fix them.
- Courtesy calls . . . even though we don't have extra money right now . . . who can say no to children's cancer research???
- My children . . . they constantly bicker and copy each other . . . tonight I wanted to sell them.
- Potlucks . . . how is it fair that some people sign up to bring BBQ's and then others sign up for Cheetos???
- Why are salaried employees expected to work so many more hours? I would rather take a pay cut . . .
- My kids always take off their socks and then leave them all over the house. I know - it's just socks . . . but tonight it really bugged me.
- Kadin can NEVER sit still when I brush his teeth. I truly think it's physically impossible for him to sit still ever . . .
- People who re-gift things with dates. I got a candle from my Secret Santa at work that said "1999 Home Interiors & Gifts" on it. WTF - did she seriously keep this candle for 9 years - just to give it away to someone as a gift??? I burned it the other day . . . it smelled like it was 9 years old . . .
- I ate way too much chocolate today and I haven't worked out for a week
- When I put big things in my washing machine - it won't spin. So things like comforters and rugs come out soaking wet. Brian washed a rug on Saturday morning - we had to hang it over the tub because it was dripping . . .
Ho, ho . . . . oh forget it . . . . bah humbug!

6 comments:
Oh Nerissa you make me smile...I swear sometimes you feel like a mirror image of me. I love your honestly and sarcasm...it makes me feel more normal that other moms freak out about SOCKS too...or whatever little thing that just sets a person off sometimes! I hope your day today is better and you can feel less "crabby"...Katey told me last night that "daddy doesn't get mad at me like mommy does...mommy yells at me a lot". Gee thanks honey!
Nerissa, I think it's in the air.
I'm just not in the spirit at all this year! I'm totally a scroodge and I've got lists a mile long but can seem to cross anything off of them!
Hang in there and the look on Kaden and Bella's faces on Christmas will make all these things better!
Nerissa-
Don't listen to these ladies. They are being nice. You're a grumpy, old Grinch who suffers from bipolar syndrome. I'm sure you've pissed off Santa Claus and now you're on the A-hole list! I'm buying you pamprin for Christmas.
Oh, gotta go. My feet are hot. I'm gonna take off my socks and toss them on the ground now.
Ho, ho, ho!
Love Always and Forever,
LICK ME
Nerissa - Are the icy patches in the corner where the wall meets the ceiling??? We get these too. And it's important to take care of it, because it will eventually thaw and then get moldy. I will send you and email regarding this... too long to put here...
i am laughing out loud at Brians comment...LOVE IT.
Yeah - I hate to admit it, but it was damn funny!
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